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After taking a few months off from her normal tabloid trysts and regular panty-less escapades, the queen of inappropriate attire is back to her flesh flashing ways. Paris wore this completely see through pink lingerie to attend a party at the infamous Playboy mansion.

Remember that John McCain ad which claimed Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama is the”biggest celebrity in the world” while grouping him with ditzy celebrities Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? No, well then CLICK HERE and watch it.

Well Will Farrell’s site, FunnyorDie.com, released a new video which counter’s grandpa McCain’s claims by declaring him the “the oldest celebrity in the world” and features a bikini clad Paris sunbathing, reading a travel magazine, and solving our oil crisis.

Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just Hot. But then that wrinkly white haired guy used my in his campaign ad which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white haired dude. And I want America to know that I’m like totally ready to lead.

Watch the clip and you’ll be surprised at how smart Paris can sound when she has the right writers. If only Hilary had Will’s word’s and Paris’ body, she might still be in the race.

Watch McCain’s original Ad After the Jump…

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As we suspected, earlier reports claiming 50 cent kicked Paris Hilton off stage during one of his performances, causing the socialite to cry have turned out to be false.

Whoo Kid, a member of 50’s G-Unit record label and the DJ during the event, spoke with MTV News about the incident:

“It’s no way we would kick Paris Hilton off the stage on her birthday,” Whoo Kid said. “We ain’t that heartless. I know 50 hates Ja Rule and Fat Joe, but he ain’t that heartless to throw Paris Hilton … off the stage. … Somebody called me and asked me if Paris got kicked off. I was like, ‘Huh?’ She was dancing the whole time. She was having a good time. We hung with her afterwards. … We kick her off her own stage and she’s hanging with us? I guess people wanna hear, ‘50 threw Paris Hilton off the stage.’ “

As we reported earlier, the footage that claimed to be from a pre-Super Bowl party was in fact taken during the Sundance Film Festival and showed 50 cent kicking a security guard off the stage NOT Paris as PageSix.com first reported:

“Paris was there too,” Whoo Kid explained. “She was at the front of the stage also. But nah, we kicked a security n—a off. That’s some security guy that kept jumping on the stage, picking sh– up off the stage, pushing people back while we’re performing. This di–head, we didn’t even know him. Either he’s security or works for the club, he keeps getting on the stage. … But the video looks so generic, you can’t tell. He got on the stage three, four times while we were performing. 50 got so pissed off, he said, ‘Get the f— off my stage.’ Then I played ‘Wanksta.’ The guys was acting like a di—head.”

Its called research, some of your guys should try it sometime, or at least pass-the-buck by accrediting your mis-informed source like we do…

WARNING: Stomach Turning Toenail Scene Included in Clip! You’ve been Warned!


Maybe it’s the fact that Paris doesn’t seem to have too many lines in the movie, or maybe its the fact that I know by the end of it Christine Lakin is going to be transformed into the smoking hot chick that she is a la Not Another Teen Movie, or maybe its just this new Amy Winehouse limited edition crack pipe I’ve been puffing on for the last hour or so (its better then the normal crack pipe because it comes with a free box of disregard) but this trailer for Paris Hilton’s new comedy “The Hottie of the Nottie” actually looks really, really funny.


But then again my 1/2 lab, 1/2 doverman, 1/2 alien dog Rex, who keeps asking me for a sausage even though I obviously don’t have any on me, looks pretty funny too right about now.

Pictures of Christine Lakin and Paris Hilton at the Premier of “The Hottie and the Nottie”

One of New York’s most notable gossip columns is reporting an interesting story involving two of our generation’s most propaganda sustaining celebrities: 50 cent and Paris Hilton.

According to Page Six during a performance at a pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine Paris climbed on stage and began her usual socialite two-step and 50 cent instructed her to: “Get the f**k off the stage.”

Paris apparently didn’t like the suggestion offered by her “good friend” at the party which she was hosting, and began to cry, then pleaded with production staff to allow her to continue her on stage dance claiming “But it’s my party!”

Now either this clip I provided happens to be some kinda weird coincidence that during a performance 50 cent told someone else to “Get the F*ck off da stage” while Paris Hilton was in attendance or Page Six seems to have a few of their facts completely wrong…

See we got this clip off of 50 cent’s official site which was posted by “G-Unit Promotions” under the auspicious title “VIDEO: 50 CENT KICKS PARIS HILTON OFF STAGE!!” but it was actually taken at Myspace Party at TAO for the Sundance film festival held a few weeks ago, not at the pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine January 31st as Page Six is claiming.

Not only that but you can obviously see that 50 cent is referring to some other random person at the very end of the stage and not to Paris Hilton because she is blatantly pointed out in the video as standing no where near the area 50 points to when he says “Get the F*ck off the stage”.

Now to Page Six’s Credit the photos they included to go with their “50 Cent’s Crew Makes Paris Cry!” post (images below) are in fact from the pre-Super Bowl party and do show Paris apparently crying. So maybe telling people to “Get the F*ck off” of his stage may in fact just be part of 50’s usual show and Paris just happened to be this week’s punkee, but we highly doubt it.