Since we’ll see any movie with a smoking hot chick like Alba in it she is still getting these scripts for a variety of different characters. Like this “Dramatic Comedy” called ‘Meet Bill’ about a guy whose using Jessica like a non-prenup engagement to make his wife jealous. I watched the film in its entirety and although Alba works in a lingerie store the best we get from her is this millisecond of Alba feeling up some chick in a tent. So its pretty save to say the 1+ hour was worth it… Enjoy.
Oh and I added some sweet images of half breeds Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria together in some skimpy bikinis below just incase the action above is too fast for you to enjoy.
Props For the Clip Go To sickboy over at the PxT Forums
Desperate House Wife, Eva Longoria, breaks the picket lines yesterday out side of Hollywood where the hard working, humble, and very sexy Writers Guild of America are striking for fair residuals on their internet media (Sorry the WGA made me write that, for comic writers these guys are pretty serious and carry a lot of guns). Eva handed out boxes of Domino’s pizza to a crown of angry writers, who gave in to her demands and eventually ate a few slices.
How come every time I order Domino’s I get an overweight guy in a red shirt who thinks “sausage and pepperoni” means “pineapples and anchovies”, and unemployed typists get sexy Eva and functioning perverts get sweet Hayden?
Also featured in this clip holding a picket sign and chanting some catchy strike lyric is that girl who wasn’t that hot, or funny, but some how was never re-caster on FOX’s sit-com, Jerry Seinfeld.
It’s funny how fast a few Megan Fox images and some Jessica Biel scans can really make you forget about a smoking hot chick like Eva Longoria. She took the #1 spot on Maxim Magazine’s Hot 100 two years in a row, and now this Desperate House Wife has been reduced to posing topless for the cover of some random magazine called, “Open Your Eyes”. Which makes me sad that women celebrities get older, but happy that girl celebrities do too.
Desperate House Wife Eva Longoria recently participated in the ‘Spike for Hope’ celebrity volleyball match to benefit the Padres Foundation, which was set up to help children battling cancer and other life-threatening illnesses. And amongst diving for serves to cure cancer, and jumping for spikes to heal our children, Eva gave onlookers some controversial and exposing shots of her famous fanny that show the Spur’s spouse in two very different lights (super hot and medium hot). Which in turn has caused sites across the blogiverse to take their stance, and proclaim their opinion on whether the shots are Maxim hot 100 worthy or Mischa Barton sloppy… Spawning the question:
Maxim Online just released their extinguished Hot 100 list which determines which anorexic actress’ lost the most weight in the last 12 months, and is offered the best movie roles in the next 12 months.
And coming in at #1 for Maxim’s 2007 List is none other than tabloid princess Lindsay Lohan, taking out Eva Longoria who was Maxim’s reigning #1 for the last 2 years and who has fallen down to the #9 spot for this years list.
Other notable entries this year are:
FHM’s 2007 #1 Sexiest Woman in the WorldJessica Alba, here at #2.
Esquire’s Reigning #1 Sexiest Woman AliveScarlett Johansson, here at #3.
I don’t understand people’s infatuation with Desperate House Wives, other then the fact that the only non-old chick Eva Longoria is mostly in some sort of lingerie every episode and always banging somebody, which I suppose is just good enough to make 5 million men defile their pride and violate about 4 man laws by relinquishing the remote to their insignificant others every Sunday at 9/8 c .
So heres a recent episode with shirts, pants, and anyone over 40 all filtered out for you, which pretty much only leaves Eva, her bra, her panties, and Nicollette Sheridan’s breasts. Since Sheridan’s breast aren’t actually in this clip, here’s a recent episode with shirts, pants, and anyone over 40 all filtered out, that you might ever actually want to see.
It’s funny how fast a few 
