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I was getting ready for work the other day (yes, some of us actually have jobs) when a Jehovah’s Witness knocked at my door. Usually I just cower in the corner somewhere until they go away but on that particular afternoon I decided to humor the poor sumbitch and actually listen to what he had to say. Big mistake. The first words out of his mouth were “I need to be saved,” to which I responded with nothing but a blank and dumbfounded stare. I was shocked. Who did this douchebag think he was? For all he knew I could have been a bible-toting member of the local church, but this guy immediately thought I was a sinner (maybe he knew about this site) and felt the need to confront me about it. I couldn’t believe the nerve of this guy so I did the first thing that popped into my assaulted and reeling brain; I opened the screen door and let my dog out on his ass. Now, for those that don’t know me or haven’t been reading this blog for a while you don’t know that I own two beautiful pit bulls. I have a female that weighs in at about 75 pounds and a male (her puppy) that’s getting bigger by the second. The little guy loves people; not so much mama. Understand that I didn’t literally let my dog out to attack him (I held on to her collar because I’m not particularly keen on going to prison) but opened the door a little bit to scare him. And guess what? It worked. Mr. Obnoxious took to his heels and got the fuck out of dodge so fast he forgot to inform me that if I didn’t shape up and get my act together I would be banished to hell for all eternity (or whatever they believe). I also didn’t get a chance to tell him it was too late.
Full Set Over at Paul’s World.
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Danielle Lloyd and I have something in common. She wants to have a nasty, sexual romp in the sack with another woman (Carmen Electra specifically) and I want to watch it. Seriously, could you imagine being in the room as her and another girl (Carmen Electra specifically) got down and dirty? The kissing, the touching. . .it’s enough to drive a man insane with anticipation. The only other time I wanted to see something so badly was when I was 7 and The Goonies hit theatres. How do I remember that? Because I have the memory of a 90-year-old. . .wait, what was I saying? Sorry, I got distracted by the thought of Danielle and Carmen playing Hide the Strap-On with each other.
Full Set Over at Paul’s World.
Past Celebri-Net Article On Llyod’s Lesbian Desire, Can Be Found Here.
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Ex-Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd who lost her crown for sleeping with the pageant’s judge and doing a nude pictorial for Playboy, is back in blogger news for apparently revealing to an unknown source during a session of Truth or Dare her secret desire to scissor burlesque beauty Carmen Electra.
“We’ve been playing truth or dare back at hers after clubbing and the other night she just cam out with it - if she was to have an ‘experience’ with any girl, it would be Carmen. She thinks she’s gorgeous.”
I for one am tired of all these lesbo’s stealing all the hot chicks. It’s bad enough they’re taking all the fun out of cage fighting, corrupting the WNBA, and beating up on innocent whistling men, they have to stick their tongues in all the hot single women we have left? I for one will be boycotting Lesbians. And in my protest (”Leave our hot women alone and stick to the chick’s with mullets“), I won’t be watching The L-Word on Showtime anymore; with all their sexy fit women sensually touching each other’s soft milky breast as they carefully caress one other, experimenting with each other’s body, and slowly pushing their naughty naive experience toward the roar of satisfaction… Whose with me?
Wow, it got pretty quiet around her.
Fun Fact: Danielle claims to have an IQ of 152
Other Notable IQ Numbers:
George W. Bush President 125
Hillary Clinton Ex-President wife 140
Madonna Singer 140
Shakira Singer 140
Bonaparte Napoleon Emperor 145
Sharon Stone Actress 154
Stephen W. Hawking Physicist 160
Albert Einstein Physicist 160
Ludwig van Beethoven Composer 165
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Composer 165
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*Thanks Goes To moviehottiesfor the find.
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ACiDViPeR was kind enough to post Danielle Lloyd“s pictorial which costed her her title of Miss Great Britain 2006 on our forum. If your new to Celebri-Net.com then you probably haven”t read this post which describes in detail why Danielle was forced to hang up her sash, and you probably haven”t read this post which explains why “Great” Britain is now called “Kinda Alright” Britain.
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Miss Great Britain has been stripped of her title after being accused of cheating and ignoring rules about doing topless photo shoots.
Danielle Lloyd won the award in February after winning a public vote at the glitzy grand final hosted by Noel Edmonds and Jenni Falconer.
But after unintentionally admitting that she had been in a relationship with one of the 12 judges at the time of the vote and apparently agreeing to pose topless for Playboy magazine, she has had her title taken off her.[Source Of Article]
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