Candice Michelle Almost Dies Live on Raw

Everyone knows that wrestling is fake, but do you know what isn’t fake? Women’s inability to wrestle without the brown cushioning of mud, or the stability and tastiness of Jell-O. And to demonstrate my thesis, here is a clip of clumsy Candice slipping off of the top rope and landing on her head, instead of “slipping” off the top rope and “landing on her head”. But thats not even the best part.

As if slipping off of the top robe in front of millions of viewers live, and suffering a concussion and a broken collar bone, wasn’t enough to discourage a vagina from ever stepping into the ring, or embarrassing enough to keep WWE Diva Candice Michelle from ever stepping on to the entrance ramp again, check out what happens next…

Not only does the referee, after realizing the magnitude of Candice’s injuries, order the other female wrestler to pin the imobile Michelle (in which she does by pulling Candice’s life-less body by her hair into the center of the ring), but he counts out the 1-2-3 pin, waits for the bell to be rung, the belt to be awarded to the victor, and for the camera to get a freeze frame shot of him holding the winners arm in the air, before he gets poor unconscious Candice any medical attention. But who can blame him? Even if her hearts not, the show must go on right?

Well, at lease they didn’t replay the fall over, and over, and over again on a live feed, nobody tried drowning the Diva with a Poland Springs bottle, and Candice didn’t say something embarrassing when she was backstage assuming the camera’s were off like: “Call my mommy”… What do you think I’m going to say?

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Paul
October 24th, 2007 at 9:59 am

You know, I hate to say this but she deserved what she got. Like you said; women have no business doing that kind of shit.

Nice rack, though.

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jackass mahoney
October 24th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

why didn’t they go to commercial?

arch stanton
October 25th, 2007 at 2:50 am

When a football player gets hurt,they don’t immediately go to commercial. When they are wheeling her away on the stretcher,
who the hell gives her a bottle of water to drink when she is lying down?
Any competent doctor or emt would not allow that

Graeme
January 10th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

I believe it was Stephanie McMahon who gave her the water whilst lying down. She also gave water to another diva after a fall which is exactly NOT what you should do as thirst can indicate spinal injury.