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We all know Hulk’s mammoth daughter is about as head strong as a drunken teenager on prom night who inevitably falls for the “let me just put the head in” line or a sober teenager who eventually falls for the old “but you can’t stop now otherwise it’ll hurt” routine. Which explains why she’s only been on her own for about a month now, and a she’s already lost her wholesome image, her family ethics, her v card, and soon her vanity.

Above is a clip featuring the 20 year old gullible star of VH1’s “Brooke Knows Best” allowing her ingenious roommate Glen to video tape her while she showers COMPLETELY NAKED under the guise that it doesn’t matter because he’s gay and gay guy’s are never spiteful, and the preconditions that he only tapes from her from the head up (yea like that might happen).

The 3 minute video entitled “Brooke After Dark” was posted on VH1’s Official website. Even though this newly released clip doesn’t contain any nudity, you’ll notice that some of the footage had to be edited out because Glen “accidentally” caught Brooke’s bolsterous bod on film and I think I also saw a censored nipple some where around the -01:23 mark.

Luckily for naive Brooke roommates never fight and film featuring naked celebrities are automatically erased once said celebrity puts their clothes back on and the mere physics behind posting any such video on to the complex wold wide web is far beyond any normal human intelligence.

Plus VH1 would never release and nude footage they had that was filmed during the taping of one of their reality shows would they? Oh wait they already have… CONTINUOUSLY!

None the less, expect a Hogan sex tape or at least some nude Brooketiny out-takes leaked on the net immediately following the duo’s first 3 finger-snap fight over who gets to play with Wesley Pipes first.

Breaking news (some pun intending) the Hulkser’s no-so little lady is not so sex-free anymore.

Last week you may have seen some promos for Brooke Hogan’s VH1 reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”, in which the 20 year old self proclaimed “tease” revealed some tainting truths about her so-called “celibate” image:

Glenn Packard (Brooke’s gay roommate):
Before you even start thinking about 3-somes you have to have sex first.

Brooke Hogan:
Like I haven’t.

GP:
You have?

BH:
We wont talk about this on camera.

Yesterday, Brooke was on Fox’s new talk show, “The Wendy Williams Show”, to promote her reality show. Using her keen interviewing skills Wendy managed to coerce the aspiring pop star, who told FHM magazine back in 2006 that she has “never been promiscuous or a little slut” and is “still a virgin”, into disclosing a little more about her virgin discrepancies:

Wendy Williams:
Everybody thinks your a virgin. Clearly your not a virgin.

Brooke Hogan:
Shut up. You know what… Um… Lets see… How do I answer this. I’m not like a Saint.

WW:
Clearly she’s not a virgin.

BH:
Shhhh… Don’t tell my dad ok?

Since I won’t be able to look up to Brooke as my wholesome role model anymore now that her hoo-hoo is tainted, I thought I’d throw up a little poll to see if there are any other full sized posters that I should be taking down from my wall…

Which Of These Do-Gooders Have Done the “Do” (Sex)?

• Miley Cyrus
• Hayden Panettiere
• Hilary Duff
• Adriana Lima
• Ashley Tisdale
• Vanessa Hudgens
• Rosie O’Donnell

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We got a bunch of videos to go with our earlier post of Brooke Hogan preforming with The Knockouts in South Beach recently compliments of the burlesque troupe’s Official Site.

Don’t think this recent sultry performance and whorish Hogan’s Maxim appearance is a hint of more nudity to come because the 22 year old singer/reality star just turned down an offer to appear in Playboy from Hugh himself:

“I was like, ‘Dad, I know that this is like a really weird question but Playboy called. What do you think about that’…He just was like, ‘Well, I don’t want you doing it.’ He is kind of over protective and he doesn’t like the scandalous pictures and stuff.”
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Two Additional Videos Of Brooke and The Knockouts Can Be Found After the Jump, or by CLICKING HERE.

Photos of Brooke and the Knockous Via tattooedangels.com

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Brooke might have appeared distraught and angered by her parents abrupt divorce after 24 years of marriage on her show’s season premiere last night but that didn’t stop her from soaking in some sun with her father’s extra young replacement, Jennifer McDaniel.

She talked to the Miami Herald about her soon-to-be step mom/sunbathing twin:

“Jennifer McDaniel is a total angel. She’s very, very sweet and definitely of age.”

Images Compliments of Celebrity-Gossip.net

Following the premiere of her very own reality show on VH1 called “Brooke Knows Best”, sister Hogan and a burlesque troupe preformed a rather raunchy number in South Beach while her father watched.

Pictures and link to clip below.

You can catch a clip of Brooke’s raunchy performance by click on the thumbnail image to the right.

Hmmm… Lets see; One Hogan is known as the greatest fake wrestler in the history of “Sports Entertainment”. Another one is a millionaire MILF who’s banging a 17 year old blond like she was a High School’s star quarterback. Yet another one drag races while drinking alcohol, mocks police officer’s petty attempts to try and stop him, and bones more chicks then KFC’s slaughter house. Then there’s the last Hogan who is best known for wearing grillz (am I saying that right?) and not doing anything quite as interesting as the other 3. Guess which Hogan just got their own reality show?

If you were hoping for Hogan #3 but assumed it was the last Hogan then you were correct. On July 13th, Brooke Hogan (aka Hogan #4, aka the only non-exciting Hogan) will be premiering her new reality show on VH1 called “Brooke Knows Best”, and what better way to promote the doomed telecast then through publicity.

Which brings us to Maxim magazines July 2008 issue. Inside the mag which features supermodel Marisa Miller on the cover Brooke dishes the dirt on her new music and takes shots at the people who made her famous:

“When I was with my old record label, a certain producer [Scott Storch] forced me to do stuff that was not me,” Brooke says. “I told them I had R&B vocal training, and they put me on a 50 Cent beat! So I’m ready to reinvent myself.”

Talk about burning bridges. However, for a reality television show that follows a goody two shoes around all day to succeed Brooke’s going to step up the trash talking publicity. Conveniently enough US magazine just published an article where the 20 year old bashes her mother for living the American dream which should help in the publicity department:

“Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now,” Brooke says about her horny mom. “I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”
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OK, now your on the path to a successful show. Photos from Brooke’s Maxim photo shoot, and a scan from the magazine’s July issue can be found below.

Photos & Video Courtesy Of MaximOnline.com, Scanned Imaged Compliments of Unknown

We’ve added a Behind-the-Scenes video from Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Beach Photo Shoot with Maxim Magazine After The Jump…

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You gotta thank her mother for passing down Brooke’s “womanly features” such as her small girlish figure, her vain interest in vanity plates, and of course her most womanly attribute: her inability to drive. Wait, I think I’m thinking of the wrong offspring. So then who was it that gave her that massive physique, those ridiculous thighs on her ATOMIC LEGs, and a conscience capable of deceiving the thousands and thousands in attendance, and the millions and millions watching at home?

“Hulk” was the answer we were looking for… Terry “Hulk” Hogan.