We all know Hulk’s mammoth daughter is about as head strong as a drunken teenager on prom night who inevitably falls for the “let me just put the head in” line or a sober teenager who eventually falls for the old “but you can’t stop now otherwise it’ll hurt” routine. Which explains why she’s only been on her own for about a month now, and a she’s already lost her wholesome image, her family ethics, her v card, and soon her vanity. Above is a clip featuring the 20 year old gullible star of VH1’s “Brooke Knows Best” allowing her ingenious roommate Glen to video tape her while she showers COMPLETELY NAKED under the guise that it doesn’t matter because he’s gay and gay guy’s are never spiteful, and the preconditions that he only tapes from her from the head up (yea like that might happen). The 3 minute video entitled “Brooke After Dark” was posted on VH1’s Official website. Even though this newly released clip doesn’t contain any nudity, you’ll notice that some of the footage had to be edited out because Glen “accidentally” caught Brooke’s bolsterous bod on film and I think I also saw a censored nipple some where around the -01:23 mark.
Luckily for naive Brooke roommates never fight and film featuring naked celebrities are automatically erased once said celebrity puts their clothes back on and the mere physics behind posting any such video on to the complex wold wide web is far beyond any normal human intelligence.
None the less, expect a Hogan sex tape or at least some nude Brooketiny out-takes leaked on the net immediately following the duo’s first 3 finger-snap fight over who gets to play with Wesley Pipes first.
Breaking news (some pun intending) the Hulkser’s no-so little lady is not so sex-free anymore.
Last week you may have seen some promos for Brooke Hogan’s VH1 reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”, in which the 20 year old self proclaimed “tease” revealed some tainting truths about her so-called “celibate” image:
Glenn Packard (Brooke’s gay roommate):
Before you even start thinking about 3-somes you have to have sex first.
Brooke Hogan:
Like I haven’t.
GP:
You have?
BH:
We wont talk about this on camera.
Yesterday, Brooke was on Fox’s new talk show, “The Wendy Williams Show”, to promote her reality show. Using her keen interviewing skills Wendy managed to coerce the aspiring pop star, who told FHM magazine back in 2006 that she has “never been promiscuous or a little slut” and is “still a virgin”, into disclosing a little more about her virgin discrepancies:
Wendy Williams:
Everybody thinks your a virgin. Clearly your not a virgin.
Brooke Hogan:
Shut up. You know what… Um… Lets see… How do I answer this. I’m not like a Saint.
WW:
Clearly she’s not a virgin.
BH:
Shhhh… Don’t tell my dad ok?
Since I won’t be able to look up to Brooke as my wholesome role model anymore now that her hoo-hoo is tainted, I thought I’d throw up a little poll to see if there are any other full sized posters that I should be taking down from my wall…
(FYI: You can choose more then one Celebrity in the poll below)
You gotta thank her mother for passing down Brooke’s “womanly features” such as her small girlish figure, her vain interest in vanity plates, and of course her most womanly attribute: her inability to drive. Wait, I think I’m thinking of the wrong offspring. So then who was it that gave her that massive physique, those ridiculous thighs on her ATOMIC LEGs, and a conscience capable of deceivingthe thousands and thousands in attendance, and the millions and millions watching at home?
“Hulk” was the answer we were looking for… Terry “Hulk” Hogan.
A lucky crowd was happily surprised when an unannounced Brook Hogan suddenly took the stage and gave a jaw dropping, clothes stripping performance at Chakra Lounge in Miami last week.
Which makes Brook 10 times better than any girl I’ve ever dated, because the only surprise I get is gonorrhea in the morning, and a swift kick to the nuts when I try to stretch my roofies time limit to 3 and a half hours and my now semi-coherent “date” realizes that refreshing ice cold popsicle she’s been enjoying for the last few minutes isn’t quite as cold as she originally thought and no where near as refreshing, but twice as nutritious and three times as sticky.
I don”t know how many transvestite readers we have, but here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan performing taken from a shoe cam. Continue reading “Brooke Hogan Upskirt”
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A lucky crowd was happily surprised when an unannounced Brook Hogan suddenly took the stage and gave a jaw dropping, clothes stripping performance at Chakra Lounge in Miami last week.
