We told you back in February about Woody Allen’s new movie “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” where the pedoflite/director enticed blone haired, blue eyed Scarlett Johansson and black haired, brown eyed Penelope Cruz into filming a “steamy” lesbian scene as well as an “erotic” 3-way.
Heres a little plot summery of the movie:
Two young American women, Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Cristina (Scarlett Johansson) come to Barcelona for a summer holiday. Vicky is sensible and engaged to be married; Cristina is emotionally and sexually adventurous. In Barcelona, they’re drawn into a series of unconventional romantic entanglements with Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), a charismatic painter, who is still involved with his tempestuous ex-wife Maria Elena (Penélope Cruz). Set against the luscious Mediterranean sensuality of Barcelona, Vicky Cristina Barcelona is Woody Allen’s funny and open-minded celebration of love in all its configurations.
Well today we obtained a teaser clip originally put together for distributors at the North American film market to help sell the movie, but now used to gawk at 2 A-list actresses locking lips, which contains a small (but efin awesome) clip of the polar opposite beauties exchanging saliva.
Clip and Download Links After the Jump… or You can simply CLICK HERE
Since we’ll see any movie with a smoking hot chick like Alba in it she is still getting these scripts for a variety of different characters. Like this “Dramatic Comedy” called ‘Meet Bill’ about a guy whose using Jessica like a non-prenup engagement to make his wife jealous. I watched the film in its entirety and although Alba works in a lingerie store the best we get from her is this millisecond of Alba feeling up some chick in a tent. So its pretty save to say the 1+ hour was worth it… Enjoy.
Oh and I added some sweet images of half breeds Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria together in some skimpy bikinis below just incase the action above is too fast for you to enjoy.
Props For the Clip Go To sickboy over at the PxT Forums
Images of Amy Smart’s nipples in the movie, and Bai Ling’s nipples in the movie have already leaked onto the net. And today I got some behind the scene footage from Crank2 thanks to a hand held camcorder and a set location about as secretive as Lindsay Lohan’s virtue.
Here is the live action video from yesterdays pictures of Elisha Cuthbert looking just like Kate Bosworth in Hawaii.
She must of read our post about the few things she was missing to complete her copy cat image of Kate because she added a neckless, put on some futuristic facial feature hiding device on her face, and lost about 5 lbs in less then 24 hours.
Oh and that guy she is with turns out to be some hockey guy named Dion Phaneuf, but before you start getting all jealous perhaps you should take a look at this video the guy over at HollywoodTuna post of him.
Man do I love society today. See we as a culture love television, so much that we’ll watch then rewatch a Seinfeld rerun until it’s actors lose any remnant of their actual names and merely become known as “George, Kramer, and The Soup Nazi“. Thus creating a “Typecasting Prison” for the actor and a good headline for a scandal.
But how does one escape from such career captivity? Three words: UNNECESSARY MOVIE NUDITY!!! So I would like to personally thank all you faithful That 70’s Show fans who forced Jackie into this clothes sterotype sheding scene.
Anne Hathaway did it with “Havoc”, Jessica Biel did it with “London”, now reforming Hilary Duff is trying to take the first step in washing away her squeaky clean image with her role in John Cusack’s comedic thriller “War, Inc.”
Beginning with this scene where Hilary drops a live scorpion down her pants and her Arab boyfriend sees how long he can poke around down there without getting stung or slapped…
I hope scorpions aren’t attracted to feces, otherwise this scene could get a whole lot more awkward.
We told you back in February about Woody Allen’s new movie “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” where the pedoflite/director enticed blone haired, blue eyed Scarlett Johansson and black haired, brown eyed Penelope Cruz into filming a “steamy” lesbian scene as well as an “erotic” 3-way. 
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