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Here are a few pictures of a preggo Ashley and an enthusiastic Jessica taking a ride on a Yatch together while they both try to make one-piece swimsuits look sexy.

The Winter bikini craze has made its way to sister Simpson as she vacationed in Costa Rica with Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz last week. Last time Jessica’s wanna-be sibling was photographed in her bikini the Simpson family jugs were too much for the humble bikini top to contain and we were blessed with some Ashlee nip slip images.

So my question is: Who is the sick son of a bitch who’s withholding the rest of these pictures (since as you can obviously tell Ashlee is wearing two different sets of swim suits), and what the hell is his motivation for holding them this long?

He had better be dead or in a Costa Rican prison some where, and if so he had better of either signed over those photos to some forum in his Last Will and Testament, or he had better have a USB storage device concealed in his anus.

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Ashlee Simpson’s Nip Slip.

*Photo Credit Goes to Salty Longshanks @ Celebutopia

Ashley would have been famous already if she would have shown as much of her hereditary boobs that dreadful day on SNL as she did for these promotional shoots for her new album.

Maxim Online just released their extinguished Hot 100 list which determines which anorexic actress’ lost the most weight in the last 12 months, and is offered the best movie roles in the next 12 months.

And coming in at #1 for Maxim’s 2007 List is none other than tabloid princess Lindsay Lohan, taking out Eva Longoria who was Maxim’s reigning #1 for the last 2 years and who has fallen down to the #9 spot for this years list.

Other notable entries this year are:

FHM’s 2007 #1 Sexiest Woman in the World Jessica Alba, here at #2.

Esquire’s Reigning #1 Sexiest Woman Alive Scarlett Johansson, here at #3.

Nobody’s anything Christina Aguilera, here at #4.

And Stuff Magazine’s #1 Sexiest Woman of 2007 Jessica Biel, here at #5.

Full List Accompanied by Maxim’s Images for Their Top 20 Celebrities Below:

Taryn Manning wears tit tapePosted.
[TastfulCelebs]
Pamela David Topless in Interviu Magazine.
[PaulsWorld]
Ashlee Simpson looking super hot.
[CelebrityHoneys]
Jessica Simpson showing off her rack.
[vGossip]

Britney Spears shows us ass cheeks.
[TastefulCelebs]

Ashlee Simpson’s Nice Cleavage.
[PaulsWorld]

Vida Guerra Big Cleavage.
[CelebrityHoneys]

Jessica Alba looks ridiculous.
[RichandBrainless]

Christina Aguilera Gallery.
[TrueScandals]

Pamela Anderson At The Beach.
[vGossip]

Submission:
Pakistan gets its first ‘Miss Bikini’.
[celebrity-sarfunshafi]

Submission:
Katie Price sextape - Jordan.
[Pressex]

Now that I got your attention… Nope its not nose job Ashley but actually British glamour model and Ashley Simpson look-alike, Michelle Marsh who appears nude in Maxim UK Magazine“s October Issue. Either way though you are sure to enjoy this post, and just because we were so deceitful we”ll even add a special nude modeling video clip for your spanking pleasure.
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