Brooke Knows How To Promote

Brooke Hogan in a Bikini for Maxim Magazineâ€™s July issue Hmmm… Lets see; One Hogan is known as the greatest ~~fake~~ wrestler in the history of “Sports Entertainment”. Another one is a millionaire MILF who’s banging a 17 year old blond like she was a High School’s star quarterback. Yet another one drag races while drinking alcohol, mocks police officer’s petty attempts to try and stop him, and bones more chicks then KFC’s slaughter house. Then there’s the last Hogan who is best known for wearing grillz (am I saying that right?) and not doing anything quite as interesting as the other 3. Guess which Hogan just got their own reality show?

If you were hoping for Hogan #3 but assumed it was the last Hogan then you were correct. On July 13th, Brooke Hogan (aka Hogan #4, aka the only non-exciting Hogan) will be premiering her new reality show on VH1 called “Brooke Knows Best”, and what better way to promote the doomed telecast then through publicity.

Which brings us to Maxim magazines July 2008 issue. Inside the mag which features supermodel Marisa Miller on the cover Brooke dishes the dirt on her new music and takes shots at the people who made her famous:

â€œWhen I was with my old record label, a certain producer [Scott Storch] forced me to do stuff that was not me,â€ Brooke says. â€œI told them I had R&B vocal training, and they put me on a 50 Cent beat! So Iâ€™m ready to reinvent myself.â€

Talk about burning bridges. However, for a reality television show that follows a goody two shoes around all day to succeed Brooke’s going to step up the trash talking publicity. Conveniently enough US magazine just published an article where the 20 year old bashes her mother for living the American dream which should help in the publicity department:

â€œHonestly, I donâ€™t know what to say because I canâ€™t relate to her right now,â€ Brooke says about her horny mom. â€œIâ€™m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldnâ€™t date a 19-year-old. I just donâ€™t feel itâ€™s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and sheâ€™s doing her own thing. I donâ€™t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, â€˜I donâ€™t condone what youâ€™re doing. Iâ€™m on my path, and youâ€™re on your path.â€™ I told her, â€˜Iâ€™d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things youâ€™re surrounding yourself with, it doesnâ€™t make sense to me.â€
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OK, now your on the path to a successful show. Photos from Brooke’s Maxim photo shoot, and a scan from the magazine’s July issue can be found below.