Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Surgery

Kim Kardashian: The Butt Episode

The back story to this episode of “Meet the Kardashians” in which DVR dominator kitt5000 has so conveniently created this “highlights” clip, is that the queen of couch cushion crushing, Kim Kardashian, opted to head over to the American Laser Center for some much need cellulite removal through a treatment called VelaShape because she was emotional crushed by Paris Hilton’s comments to a Las Vegas radio show in which the fellow do-nothinger said â€œI would not want [Kimâ€™s butt] - itâ€™s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag,â€.

Kim denied the rumor that anything Paris says matters to anyone but mini-mutts and TMZ with this comment on her official blog:

Two months ago my sisters and I visited the American Laser Center and did a VelaShape treatment, and we filmed the entire process!

Of course, now that the episode is about to air, the American Laser Center released a press statement saying we went there for the treatment, and now everyone is assuming I am secretly hurt by Paris’ comments about me having cellulite and I am now rushing to try to do anything I can to get rid of it!

Well of course that is not the case! This treatment was done months before her joking around and I wouldn’t have filmed the process if this was something I was insecure or embarrassed about!

Screen captured images from Kitt’s clip where Kim goes to the butt doctor and shoots a personal calendar for her boyfriend and NFL running back Reggie Bush found below.