Straight Outta The Forum November 30
Arena magazine declaires Mischa Barton a Good Girl Gone Bad for their January ‘08 issue.
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2 Girls, 1 Cup Creator Gets Squeezed November 30
Have you seen the 2 Girls, 1 Cup video yet? It’s hard to imagine anyone not seeing it, what with super-sized douche bag Perez Hilton releasing a parody (which is arguably more disturbing than the original) as well as hundreds of reactionary clips popping up all over the Internet, but if you’re one of the few remaining folks that have yet to feast (no pun intended) your eyes on what is undoubtedly the most repulsive form of “expression” I’ve ever seen then let me just tell you you’re not missing anything spectacular. Think of it this way: It involves two girls, one of which clearly had an entire bottle of laxative the night before, and a tall glass. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.
But who is behind this gag-inducing piece of cinema? His name is Marco Fiorito, a 36-year-old Sao Paulo, Brazil resident and self-described “compulsive fetishist” and “artist in the art of movie making” and as The Smoking Gun reports has always had a thing for the revolting:
“When we started, the only films that we made were about feet fetishes,” Firotio recalled in a court declaration. Fiorito would move on to more revolting fare, with his videos often involving excrement (as the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video shows). That film was produced by MFX-Video, one of several Fiorito firms that included his initials in their name (an exception, of course, was the firm Vomit Brazil). While Fiorito contends that his revolting films are not illegal in Brazil, some of his works have been branded obscene by U.S. prosecutors and led last year to the indictment of Danilo Croce, a Brazilian lawyer who lived in Florida and was listed on corporate documents as an officer of a company distributing Fiorito’s films.
Fiorito also went on to say that had he known selling his films in the U.S. was illegal he would have stopped because, as he puts it, “money is not the main reason I make these films.” Kind of makes you wonder about the man’s mental stability. He also made a comment that, if true, must call into question the authenticity of the video in the first place. According to Fiorito he has “already made fetish movies with scat/feces using chocolate instead of feces. Many actors make scat films but they don’t agree to eat feces.”
Well that’s relieving (again, no pun intended).
Britney Has a Fit, Steals Wig November 29
And the madness continues. . .
According to UsMagazine.com while on a recent shopping spree at the adult-orientated Hustler store in West Hollywood Britney Spears threw a fit when she was told she couldn’t try on a pair of undies (which makes sense considering no one knows where those cheeks have been lately), attempted to change in front of numerous onlookers and stole a wig off a mannequin on her way out of the store. For some reason the term “hot mess” comes to mind. Us reports:
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”
Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
After store employees repeatedly told her she couldn’t change right in front of other customers Spears reportedly shot back “Well I couldn’t take them into the fitting room!” Us continues:
An eyewitness tells Us “It was like dealing with a child.”
Spears’ tantrum only continued. “The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source tells Us. As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”
Sounds like someone’s limited mental stability is about to crack yet again. Quick, everyone hide their umbrellas!
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Hayden Cheers a Part of Me Up November 29
Heres a clip of Hayden Panettiere doing a cheer in a sexy high school cheerleading uniform, compliments of el nino. And to accompany the video taken from an episode of Heroes, I’ve added the long awaited HQ photos from her sexy spread in GQ magazine.
Batman Signs on to Star in New Terminator Movie November 29
The Batman franchise’s latest star to don the infamous black one-piece is set to appear in the next Terminator movie sequel. The 2009 movie entitled Terminator 4 Salvation: The Future Begins is being developed by Warner Brothers (the same company behind the Batman movies) and plans on casting Christian Bale as a newly introduced unnamed character:
There have been a ton of rumors floating around on Christian Bale and the Terminator movie franchise. It was reported he would be playing John Conner by AICN and then shortly after CHUD reported he would be playing The Terminator. Well now word comes once again from CHUD that he wont be the Terminator… he wont be John Conner, he will be a NEW main character that is going to be newly introduced into the franchise. Considering the timeline of Terminator 4 this is the first answer that makes sense. So yes the latest is Chud stands by their scoop that Christian Bale will star in Terminator 4: Salvation and he will play a brand new character.
The producers have confirmed that the film will be set in the future as we already told you and that their goal is to show the full scale war between Skynet and man kind from a fresh new perspective. Translation : We wont see any characters returning.
But before you go seizing the day and popping boners over the Bale news, I should inform you that since the writer’s strike has forced so many shows to be shelved, the Fox Network has decided to air the Terminator Television series early to cover the lost time slots. So if you put down that headset, pause your Halo 3 game for a moment, and change the channel to Fox you’ll notice a barrage of commercials promoting the new series. Which means now would be a pretty good time to start a rumor about a big name celebrity signing onto the movie adaptation in an effort to gain hype for the show.
So don’t believe everything you read. Except for that. And that. But definitely not this.
PregX-tina Still Hot? November 29
A pregnant Christina Aguilera goes nude for Marie Claire magazine’s January 2008 issue and proves that you don’t have to be skinny to be skanky. Which brings me to the question at hand….
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Oh, So Thats Why You Wont Get Naked November 28
That poor, poor bikini bottom. And for that matter, that poor, poor Pacific ocean. No matter should ever have to endure the strenuous task of trying to contain Jen’s blubbered backside. Unless it’s the four walls thats keeping my pimp chamber from clasping, and then only in controlled moderation dictated by my blood alcohol levels. Because Jennifer Love Hewitt’s sloppy seat cushion might be like 2Girls1Cup to my eyes, but her breasts are like 2Girls1moreGirl to my member.
