Keyshia Cole Disgraces The Cover of VIBE October 31
Urban hip-hop magazine, Vibe, has chosen R&B artist Keyshia Cole to grace the cover of thier December issue completely nude.
And why not? Nothing says black power more then blond hair, pink lips, nudity, and of course some skin-lightening airbrushing. Oh, except for pretty much anything else.
Well at least there’s some good news for Christina Milian. Looks like White’s the new Black.
Oh-My-God, have I just like ruined my whole career?
Amy Fisher Sex Tape October 31
Have you ever looked directly into a killer’s eyes?
No? Well then today’s not your lucky day. Even though Amy’s head targeting retina’s are quite visable in this clip from her newly promoted sextape, thanks to Ms.Fisher’s plastic surgeon, you wont be able to advert your stare away her freshly baked bosoms. Trust me I tried… TWICE!
You all remember Amy right? The 17 year old beauty, born and bred from the Island of Long, who shot her lover’s wife in the face (point blank) so her and her boyfriend could live happily ever after like some sort of surburban-day fairytale straight outta a Desperate Housewives‘ script. All of which would have went exactly as planed except Amy didn’t know that the wife was impervious to bullets, Joey only thought of her as a Tuesday night booty call, and that “I didn’t know I couldn’t do that” wasn’t an acceptable defense for attempted murder. Oh well, lesson learned.
Very NSFW, uncensored video can be found HERE.
Britney Spears - Ellen von Unwerth Photoshoot October 24
I know… I’ve only been back for like 5 minutes and I’m already throwing up a “Britney” post. But unlike the rest of the posers out there, this post has none of Spear’s normal props. There are no cigarettes, no Mercedes Benz, and no signs of child neglect. Just some good ‘ol fashion boobage.
Credit for these pictures goes to our forum’s #1 poster AuGusT
Ellen von Unwerth Photoshoot
‘Blackout’ Promotional and Guestimated Cover Photos
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Audrina Patridge is Hot Stuff October 24
Honestly, what the hell have my fellow bloggers been doing since my leave? I know I’m at an advantage in finding content because I don’t (usually) have one hand on the mouse and one hand on my snake (I double fist this bitch internet like Vivid’s brown-pie), but why the hell wasn’t these pictures posted somewhere, anywhere before? I hope its not Superwomen’s FULLY CLOTHED pictorial that made you all ignore the rest of the stuff in Stuff Magazine’s latest issue!
Audrina Patridge might not be hot on her show The Hill’s on MTV, but when you take off her top and underwear, and close that ridiculous horse trap (your front teeth should never be larger then the nail on your big toe), you get a hottie smoking enough to be in Los Angeles.
Oh, and if anyone would like to read the interview on that second picture and tell me if she knows when Lauren’s sextape premiere is I would appreciate it. I would read it myself but I have to, as Paul so eloquently put it, “get to work.”
Candice Michelle Almost Dies Live on Raw October 24
Everyone knows that wrestling is fake, but do you know what isn’t fake? Women’s inability to wrestle without the brown cushioning of mud, or the stability and tastiness of Jell-O. And to demonstrate my thesis, here is a clip of clumsy Candice slipping off of the top rope and landing on her head, instead of “slipping” off the top rope and “landing on her head”. But thats not even the best part.
As if slipping off of the top robe in front of millions of viewers live, and suffering a concussion and a broken collar bone, wasn’t enough to discourage a vagina from ever stepping into the ring, or embarrassing enough to keep WWE Diva Candice Michelle from ever stepping on to the entrance ramp again, check out what happens next…
Not only does the referee, after realizing the magnitude of Candice’s injuries, order the other female wrestler to pin the imobile Michelle (in which she does by pulling Candice’s life-less body by her hair into the center of the ring), but he counts out the 1-2-3 pin, waits for the bell to be rung, the belt to be awarded to the victor, and for the camera to get a freeze frame shot of him holding the winners arm in the air, before he gets poor unconscious Candice any medical attention. But who can blame him? Even if her hearts not, the show must go on right?
Well, at lease they didn’t replay the fall over, and over, and over again on a live feed, nobody tried drowning the Diva with a Poland Springs bottle, and Candice didn’t say something embarrassing when she was backstage assuming the camera’s were off like: “Call my mommy”… What do you think I’m going to say?
Press the play button.
Kim Kardashian Nude for Playboy’s December 2007 Issue October 24
Happy days are here again. Not only is C-Net back in full effect, but the magazine responsible for turning two-sided tape into one siding of shame, Playboy, has finally gotton back to exposing actual Celebrities (D-List or not) instead of just Althlete’s groupie left overs (God I love you RobbyR).
So who’s the first fame gainer to step up to the publicity plate? Well, read the efin title stupid! Its socialite and sextape addict Kim “Spooge on my face” Kardashian. But don’t get to lathing up those palms just yet K.U.W.K. fans, beacause a Playboy source has recently revealed to USmagazine that in queen Kardashian’s 10 page Playboy debut pictorial, Kim’s nudity will be limited to only “one boob and her bare butt”.
Oh, No! How ever will I finally get to see what this Kardashian has that is Keeping E! Up if she’s only showing a single boobie and a buttock, aside of course from watching her very graphic sextape with R&B singer Ray-J? Why that’s simple. Just watch her second sextape (God I love RobbyR) with R&B singer Ray-J.
So enjoy this small preview of next month’s PB mag, along with some exposing caps we created, and we’ll keep a look out for videos of Kim’s cooch out… Man it feels good to be back.
