Beyonce Covers Kelly Rowland

Beyonce On Cover Of Vibe June The last surviving Destiny Child member, Kelly Rowland, has her second solo album Ms. Kelly releasing June 26th, just a few weeks after the latest Vibe magazine hits stands. Which is leaving people wondering why song bird BeyoncÃ© Knowles will appear on the cover of Vibe Magazine’s June 2007 Issue instead of the quietly complying Kelly.

I’ll tell you why, because Robin never gets to drive the Bat mobile, win or lose Kobe Byant always gets the post-game interview, and nobody ever needs Farva’s assistance. In other words there’s a reason why they are called SIDE kicks, because they remain on the SIDElines while the real stars take care of business. The only side kick in the history of Number Two’s that ever got even the slightest bit of recognition for their efforts was Pinky because his name was allowed to go first in the title of their show “Pinky and the Brain“, which explains why their daily routine for world domination never worked out.

Pinky: “What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?”
The Brain: “The same thing we do every night, Pinky - Try to take over the world!”

Kelly should be happy that she’s in the issue at all, with Beyonce on the cover a lot more people (I have no idea who) will pick up the magazine and probably breeze into her article. As opposed to if that other girl from Destiny Child, no not her, the other girl was on the cover; where only the dozen or so hip hoppers who actually subscribe to the magazine might run into Kelly’s pictorial, and possibly a few extreme republican caucasians from the southern regions of America might purchase the magazine thinking their picking up some sort of special edition Halle Berry issue because of their inability to notice any subtle differences in the facial characteristics of other races or as they would put it: “All Dem Colored Folks Look A Like To Me“.