So Your Saying There Definitally Is A Tape?

PerezHilton.com, the publics voice into celebrity gossip, broke the news yesterday that reality show drop out Jason Wahler was trying to sell a sex tape he filmed with his then girl friend, and Laguna Beach costar, Lauren Conrad.

Perez went on to write that LC knew of the tape and fearing an impending leak had unsuccessfully attempted to brake into Jason’s house to steal it. Heart breaker Wahler eventually gave in to LC’s demands and gave her the tape, but like a smart fraternity boy, make an extra copy just incase he might need it.

And wouldn’t you know it, facing unavoidable jail time for punching a city worker and tow truck driver during an altercation last year, Jason is pitching the tape to unknown source with hopes of selling the tape before he has to go in.

Lauren Conrad wrote a message on her official site last night to help clear up the rumors started yesterday by Perez Hilton and his anonymous source, and confirmed today by no one:

“I am posting this note on my website regarding the reports that have circulated on the internet this morning. Jason and I would like to make it clear that we did not make a tape with us having sex. Jason and I are both shocked and hurt that people would say such horrible things about us. I can’t believe that somebody would go to such great lengths to try to damage my reputation. I feel very grateful and blessed to have friends and family to support me at this time. I would especially like to thank all my fans for standing by me.”

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So there you have it guys there is absolutely no sex tape, when a celebrity tells you a tape doesn’t exist then you can damn well count on it that a tape doesn’t exist… Well at least until the trailer comes out, and a meaningless law suit ensues.

Oh and PerezHilton.com is reporting that his insider also noticed that “LC’s got really large beef curtains.“, which is the labia, or vaginal lips, responsible for all those cameltoes you guys hear so much about. Which actually would explain why Laguna Beach girl Kristin Cavallari has been displayed on so many different bikini cover shoots, and the shows ONLY other emerging star, who has her very own spin off show, has yet to accept any offers.