Fast Links April 30
Taryn Manning wears tit tapePosted.
[TastfulCelebs]
Pamela David Topless in Interviu Magazine.
[PaulsWorld]
Ashlee Simpson looking super hot.
[CelebrityHoneys]
Jessica Simpson showing off her rack.
[vGossip]
Brook Hogan’s Stripping Surprise April 30
A lucky crowd was happily surprised when an unannounced Brook Hogan suddenly took the stage and gave a jaw dropping, clothes stripping performance at Chakra Lounge in Miami last week.
Which makes Brook 10 times better than any girl I’ve ever dated, because the only surprise I get is gonorrhea in the morning, and a swift kick to the nuts when I try to stretch my roofies time limit to 3 and a half hours and my now semi-coherent “date” realizes that refreshing ice cold popsicle she’s been enjoying for the last few minutes isn’t quite as cold as she originally thought and no where near as refreshing, but twice as nutritious and three times as sticky.
*Source ONTD
Yes, Kate Bosworth is Hot Again April 30
Ahhh. Its nice to see Kate has lost her appetite for fresh vomit as an after dinner desert and has chosen to convert her body back to the erection infecting condition that got her the staring role in Blue Crush along side now bi-sexual M-Rod, by turn some of that bulimic bone into man-erecting muscle.
More Kate Bosworth Bikini pictures from a different day on her recent vaction in Hawaii, provided by AuGuT, can be found in our forum HERE.
*Photos Curtesy of Hollywoodtuna
Beyonce Covers Kelly Rowland April 30
The last surviving Destiny Child member, Kelly Rowland, has her second solo album Ms. Kelly releasing June 26th, just a few weeks after the latest Vibe magazine hits stands. Which is leaving people wondering why song bird Beyoncé Knowles will appear on the cover of Vibe Magazine’s June 2007 Issue instead of the quietly complying Kelly.
I’ll tell you why, because Robin never gets to drive the Bat mobile, win or lose Kobe Byant always gets the post-game interview, and nobody ever needs Farva’s assistance. In other words there’s a reason why they are called SIDE kicks, because they remain on the SIDElines while the real stars take care of business. The only side kick in the history of Number Two’s that ever got even the slightest bit of recognition for their efforts was Pinky because his name was allowed to go first in the title of their show “Pinky and the Brain“, which explains why their daily routine for world domination never worked out.
Pinky: “What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?”
The Brain: “The same thing we do every night, Pinky - Try to take over the world!”
Kelly should be happy that she’s in the issue at all, with Beyonce on the cover a lot more people (I have no idea who) will pick up the magazine and probably breeze into her article. As opposed to if that other girl from Destiny Child, no not her, the other girl was on the cover; where only the dozen or so hip hoppers who actually subscribe to the magazine might run into Kelly’s pictorial, and possibly a few extreme republican caucasians from the southern regions of America might purchase the magazine thinking their picking up some sort of special edition Halle Berry issue because of their inability to notice any subtle differences in the facial characteristics of other races or as they would put it: “All Dem Colored Folks Look A Like To Me“.
*Photos Curtesy of Beyonceworld.net
Kelly Rowland’s First Single: Like This
Victoria Beckham See-Through Boobies April 30
Good God Almighty! I don’t care what anyone says about this girl, I’d knock it out of the park like Barry Bonds on steroids (he did that shit so don’t try to deny it). She’s so sexy she makes gay men rethink their orientation. Speaking of hitting things I was on my way home from work tonight (or last night as it stands now), driving a very comfortable 55 m.ph., when all of a sudden I see a set of eyeballs on the side of the road glowing at me out of the darkness. After I got through the initial shock of thinking I was seeing Bigfoot (he’s real. . .I believe) I realized it was just a deer. As I zipped past it I thanked my lucky stars that I didn’t hit it because it would have made the front end of my Sable look like Rosie O’Donnell’s flabby ass (not to mention I would have had a hell of a time trying to explain to the cops why I was driving on a suspended license), but sadly the large semi hauling a load of tree trunks or some such business wasn’t so fortunate. Actually the deer wasn’t so fortunate because that big ass truck sent Bambi spinning off into the woods like a fuzzy top. Hell, I never even saw brake lights so I don’t know if the driver saw it or not, but if he did he probably aimed for it; I hear they get huge points for hitting wildlife (as well as senior citizens with walkers)
Full Set over at Paul’s World.
Links For The Finish April 27
Britney Spears shows us ass cheeks.
[TastefulCelebs]
Ashlee Simpson’s Nice Cleavage.
[PaulsWorld]
Vida Guerra Big Cleavage.
[CelebrityHoneys]
Jessica Alba looks ridiculous.
[RichandBrainless]
Christina Aguilera Gallery.
[TrueScandals]
Pamela Anderson At The Beach.
[vGossip]
Submission:
Pakistan gets its first ‘Miss Bikini’.
[celebrity-sarfunshafi]
Submission:
Katie Price sextape - Jordan.
[Pressex]
Paris is a Better Role Model Dead April 27
Capla Kesting Fine Art, an art gallery in New York, will be displaying a nude sculpture of Paris, and of course her teeny pooch tinker bell, created by Daniel Edwards on Saturday May 12, 2007 from 6:00 – 9:00 PM as a PSA (Public Service Announcement), with the hopes it will help inform teenage prom goers about the hazards of underage drinking.
Their site writes:
Paris Hilton’s naked “corpse” could
provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season.
An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of
a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed
to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also
features Tinkerbell, Hilton’s forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara,
and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where
prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.
“Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth” featuring “The Paris Hilton
Autopsy” offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body
and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner’s table, while her cell phone
remains in her grip. The ‘unglamorous’ display which includes support
material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters “the disturbingly
glamorized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild’,” according to gallery
director, David Kesting.
Um… I’m pretty sure every young horny teenager has already seen Paris Hilton completely naked, while on the phone, late at night, with a dog on top of her, and there are whole galleries dedicated to providing images of Paris drunk out on the streets of New York. So I don’t know exactly how much of a shock factor this imitation statue is going to give people, they would have a better chance of preventing teenagers from getting drunk if they handed each student a Jager Bomb and a fake ID.
