Straight Outta Da Forum June 27
Here are some bikini pictures of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian doing what they do best… Nothing.
You can find the full set in our forum by CLICKING HERE compliments of pizous.
Pam Gets Real June 27
Sex tape pioneer, Pamela Anderson, will be featured in her very own reality show on E! Entertainment called Pam: Girl On The Loose. The 12 episode documentary will show the 90’s sex icon’s battle with relationships, motherhood, and Hollywood.
Above you can find a small promo video of what you can expect from the 40 year old Playboy playmate’s reality show compliments of E! Online.
Pam: Girl On The Loose is set to premiere this September.
Pictures from Pamela’s Photo Spread with Radar Magazine
A few more “interesting” photos of Pam After the Jump…
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The Love Guro Music Video June 27
The Love Guru Music Video
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If you were wondering why Mike Myers‘ latest comedy, Austin Powers IV The Love Guro, didn’t do as well as his shameless promotional attempts suggested then look no further then this mock music video of The Joker by Steve Miller featuring a belly dancing Jessica Alba and Mike Myers as Austin Powers With a Beard The Love Guro.
Brooke Knows How To Promote June 26
Hmmm… Lets see; One Hogan is known as the greatest fake wrestler in the history of “Sports Entertainment”. Another one is a millionaire MILF who’s banging a 17 year old blond like she was a High School’s star quarterback. Yet another one drag races while drinking alcohol, mocks police officer’s petty attempts to try and stop him, and bones more chicks then KFC’s slaughter house. Then there’s the last Hogan who is best known for wearing grillz (am I saying that right?) and not doing anything quite as interesting as the other 3. Guess which Hogan just got their own reality show?
If you were hoping for Hogan #3 but assumed it was the last Hogan then you were correct. On July 13th, Brooke Hogan (aka Hogan #4, aka the only non-exciting Hogan) will be premiering her new reality show on VH1 called “Brooke Knows Best”, and what better way to promote the doomed telecast then through publicity.
Which brings us to Maxim magazines July 2008 issue. Inside the mag which features supermodel Marisa Miller on the cover Brooke dishes the dirt on her new music and takes shots at the people who made her famous:
“When I was with my old record label, a certain producer [Scott Storch] forced me to do stuff that was not me,” Brooke says. “I told them I had R&B vocal training, and they put me on a 50 Cent beat! So I’m ready to reinvent myself.”
Talk about burning bridges. However, for a reality television show that follows a goody two shoes around all day to succeed Brooke’s going to step up the trash talking publicity. Conveniently enough US magazine just published an article where the 20 year old bashes her mother for living the American dream which should help in the publicity department:
“Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now,” Brooke says about her horny mom. “I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”
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OK, now your on the path to a successful show. Photos from Brooke’s Maxim photo shoot, and a scan from the magazine’s July issue can be found below.
Photos & Video Courtesy Of MaximOnline.com, Scanned Imaged Compliments of Unknown
We’ve added a Behind-the-Scenes video from Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Beach Photo Shoot with Maxim Magazine After The Jump…
Hayden in Her Underwear June 25
Its been a little while since we’ve had a Hayden post here at C-Net. Mostly because the 18 year old actress has been too busy maintaining her career by filming the next season of her show Heroes and hasn’t spent any time advancing her career with sexy photo shoots for Maxim.
However, Hayden’s desire to be taken seriously as an actor shouldn’t effect your desire to take a serious fapping to Hayden. So we’re posting some new low quality pictures of her dressed in her best bone popping panties to hopefully help you rub out ride out the Heroes hottie current cold streak.
Another Miranda Topless Picture June 25
We told you yesterday that those few nipple exposing pictures weren’t the last ones you would be seeing of supermodel Miranda Kerr as she and her British boy, Orlando Bloom, were sunbathing in Spain, and we were right!
Today we just got a fresh image of Miranda taken from another paparazzi at a different angle snapping shots while the Aussie hottie was exposing her model assets. Click the thumb below, or the image above for the uncensored picture.
More to come…
Ali Brought Her Sexy Back June 24
Ali is no stranger to provocativeness. The now 32 year old actress started her career draped in a whipped cream bikini, then solidified her Hollywood status with an alter-ego lap dance.
Unfortunately, after a drastic drop on Maxim’s Hot 100 list (#7 last year, #92 this year) Heroes star Ali Larter’s sexiness meter was on a steady decline.
Lucky Allure is here to revive Larter’s career sex appeal with this skintastic photo shoot for the fashion magazine’s July 2008 issue.
Some outtakes from the magazine:
On Her Large Appetite and Ass:
“I’m an indulger, but then I have to be good,” the actress says. “I’m also going to get my butt out and go for a run tomorrow. When I’m in really good shape, I like my butt. It’s juicy-that’s what my fiance says.”
On How Those Damn Photographers Manage To Make Chuncky Chicks Look Bangable:
[Ali] had to have her thighs duct tape because, she says, “they were a little too round.”
On Hollywood’s Strict Weight Restrictions:
“The faxes went out from the producers and the director to my agents to my manager to call me and ask me to loas weight,” she recalls. “I just remember sitting in my trailer hysterically crying from the embarrassment I felt about myself, my body-and that no one could talk to me directly.”
On Why We Were Meant To Be Together:
“I want a dive bar that’s really cool and easy, where I can have some beer and shots of tequila and get down and dirty,”
On Her Attitude Going into a Commercial That Required a Then Barely 18 year old Ali To Be Complete Nude (Clip After the Jump…)
I was coming into my body [at the time of the commercial]. You kind of are trying to figure out your sexuality and your idea of sexy.”
Scans Compliments of jssy4eva
We added the commercial which Ali Larter appeared in completely nude when she was just an 18 year old aspiring actress After the Jump…