Nothing makes the Monday’s go by faster then a little invasion of celebrity privacy. And this week we’ve got a pretty good one for you guys…
Shakira, the Columbian singer known for never exposing her famous swaying curves, was caught in a rear exposing, rare bikini moment while vacationing on a yate with her fiancé and son of Argentina’s ex-president, Antonio de la Rúa.
Last week we debuted a few leaked images from Christina Aguilera’s nude spread for Marie Claire magazine where the very pregnant singer decided to show off the consequences of unprotected sex with a guy who “promises to pull out” (my favorite line by the way). Today we bring you the rest of that preggo pictorial which ironically looks exactly like her daughter will on her 15th birthday.
And since you guys voted her the hottest nude and pregnant celebrity, and magnanimously had no problem doing a Preggo X-tina, I thought I’d up the obscenity for this post’s poll question:
How long after birth would you wait before you’d sleep with Christina again?
Looks good to me (One Month) (50%, 1 Votes)
I’m pretty impatient (One week) (50%, 1 Votes)
I’ll never look at her vagina the same way again (One Year) (0%, 0 Votes)
As long as she wants me to wait (Six Months) (0%, 0 Votes)
Get that thing out so I can get my thing in (One second) (0%, 0 Votes)
Click Here (NSFW) For The Uncensored Topless Pictures
Cameras caught Kate Moss in the warm beaches of Mexico without a few of her normal provisions; One being her bikini top (thank God), and two being her boyfriend (thank Satan), but that didn’t stop this world class supermodel from enjoying some sun and snuggling with an unidentified male companion:
Kate, 33, was snapped in Mexico with the muscly hunk while rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince worked on The Kills’ new album in Britain. At one point her mystery man, in just trunks, draped himself over her near-naked body as she chatted on her mobile.
It’s the second time in three months that Kate, who dumped Pete Doherty earlier this year, has jetted to the sun without Jamie. Source
And before you start speculating on whether she’s really cheating on her non-pictured boyfriend, check out the second thumbnail image I provided and you’ll notice Kate wincing in pain as that unidentified male is nibbling on the last piece of fat that hasn’t been exhaled though her mouth or sniffled out of her nose.
So unless that guy is Moss’ bastard child who was diagnosed with some kind of giant baby syndrome (like the one Britney is obviously suffering from) and just started teething, or he ran out of tooth picks and is simply trying to clear a large chunk of adultery from his teeth using her razor sharp nipples (NSFW), I think Jaime should start looking for another celebrity to play with. Perhaps a celebrity in a larger model, one who appreciates her curves instead of smoking and snorting them away. HA!
*Photos Credited to Slashnews.com
Click Here (NSFW) For The Uncensored Topless Pictures
Complex magazine gets this Heroes star to open up on how she feels now that she’s a pinup cover girl instead of just a hot piece of arse on TV that no one can purchase at the local newsstand and take home to show how a real man would care for her by using tissues and not pg.90 to relieve myself…err… someone’s self on. The December ‘07, and January ‘08 issue quotes Kristen saying:
I was always a hard-headed child and was kind of a tomboy, and I think that’s sort of what formed my personality. I very recently stepped into my body as a women. Before, it was, “Hey, you can wear a bathing suit in a photo shoot and that would be cute and everyone will like it.” And I was like, “Me? I should be in overalls or something cool like that.” Um, thank God for airbrushing.
How do you see yourself?
I’ve never really considered myself very womanly, partly because I always play and look and act 10 years younger than I am. Something magical happened when I turned 25–I looked in the mirror and was like, You might not get carded for an R-rated movie anymore. Like I didn’t have a little stick figure anymore. It’s weird to come into your own and realize that people look at me and think “women,” because that’s never been my gimmick.
I’m 27 and it’s great to feel sexy, but it’s funny to have womanly assets that I’m still tapping into.
I’d like to tap into some of those “womanly assets” if you know what I mean. And if you don’t, what I mean is I’d really like to have sexual intercourse with Kristen Bell.
Britney Spears celebrated her 26th birthday over the weekend. The demolition driver attended the Scandinavian Mansion of Style party and enjoyed a chocolate cake and this stupid face with a few of her close friends (and Paris Hilton) to commemorate the one year anniversary to the start of the destruction of her image and birth of her degradation.
Its scary to think that that face could very well become responsible for the future and well being of two young children. They’d have a better chance at survival if they were African-American teenagers, living in Harlem, driving a brand new Mercades Benz with a “I hate Pigs” bumper sticker, and black toy guns glued to their hands.
*Credit Goes to Celeputopia but I got these from celeblog.
After some pretty unflattering pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini recently popped up on the Internet (see image above) they quickly made the rounds on various web sites and blogs. People began calling her everything from a fattie to a hippo, and some folks even went so far as to say her prime has long since lapsed (in effect ruining her chances to ever appear in Playboy). Well apparently J. Love has seen and read enough, as evidenced by a recent blog post on her official web site. In the posting the Ghost Whisperer star lashes out at the paparazzi, who she blames for “taking invasive pictures from bad angles,” and goes on to say that “like all women out there should” she loves her body. Makes sense. Continues Hewitt:
This is the last time I will address this subject.
I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.
Xoxo
You have to hand it to the girl: Even while suffering through such a stressful ordeal she still has the decency to leave that cute little “xoxo” at the end of her rant. Most girls would have hid in their rooms for the next month while stuffing their faces with chocolates and Cool Ranch Doritos or simply made life easy by making a mad dash for the closest liposuction clinic. But not her. She decided to take things into her own hands and stand up against the oppressive bullies that populate the ‘net.
Good for you, sweetie. Don’t take that nonsense from anyone. Keep stuffing that plump ass into those tight little bikini bottoms and I’ll keep watching for your eventual diet of water and laxatives. Those ‘net bullies can really be relentless.
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